First, the honest part. $MEAL is a memecoin. It does not stop Jared. It does not "trap" sandwich bots. Anyone telling you otherwise — including earlier versions of this site — was overclaiming. The dashboard above is the actual product. The token is the badge you wear if you care about it.

What you're holding. A commemorative coin minted on the Subway Diet. The same way a runner buys a marathon medal: not for utility, for proof you were there. Every $MEAL holder is a documented witness to Jared's kitchen.

How it works. $MEAL launches on Ten Thousand Tokens. Every TTT token uses the same shared hook (0xdee7…A444), the same Uniswap V4 pool architecture, the same fee structure. No custom Solidity. No "trap mechanism." No promises we can't keep. Just TTT's transparent defaults, with our brand on top.

Why launch a token at all? Three reasons. (1) The dashboard costs real money to run — RPC nodes, hosting, monitoring. The launcher fees pay for that. (2) A token gives the community a coordination point. People who follow Jared's kitchen have a place to gather. (3) Without the token, this is just a tool. With the token, it's a project.

What we promise. Honesty about what this is. Transparent on-chain spending of launcher fees. The dashboard stays free, always. The lore stays accurate. Nothing oversold.

What we don't promise. Price action. Yields. "Trap mechanisms." Sandwich detection. Anti-MEV defenses we can't actually build at the pool level on a TTT-launched token. The token is a badge. Hold it because you want to, not because you expect it to do something it can't.